What happens when the world's worst movie producer, David O. Dimwit, decides to travel to Vansyltrania to produce his next horrible horror movie? A string of mysterious murders plagues the set and baffles the aptly name Chief Inspector Idiot.  With the help of some local talent (like a green-faced monster and hunch-backed laboratory assistant), director H. von Strongman and her cast manage to triumph over murder, a werewolf and an unwrapped mummy to wrap up the film and solve the mystery.  This hilarious send-up of 1930's Hollywood is populated with zany characters form tourist director Ivan Hoo (whose every conversation sounds like an Abbot and Costello routine), to gossip columnist Hedda Gobbler, to screen hero North Dakota Smith.  You'll be laughing all the way to the red carpet.